Sympathy For The Ignorant

It’s an amazing phenomena, ignorance. And, of all the various facets of this fault, the inability of some to see that others have likes and dislikes, motivations, goals, aspirations and ideas different to their own is the one that captures my fascination the most.

Football fans are mystified when they’re told that someone else doesn’t share their fascination with grown men running up and down a field, trying to get a leather bladder full of air across a white line for some vague reason. Golfers can’t appreciate why some have no desire to wear silly clothes while they try to put a little white ball in a hole in the ground with a metal stick. Car and motorcycle racing fans decry any who aren’t interested in the results of a group of machines going round and round a track, only to be the first person to return to where they started from in the first place.

But it’s not just sports, goodness me no. Foodies gush and enthuse about a small piece of meat that cost $170.00, when it will end up going down the toilet as a turd tomorrow, no matter who cooked it. House renovators, weight reduction and fitness fanatics, music, art, and literature buffs, the list is endless.

And they all share one thing in common; the assumption that everyone would enjoy what they enjoy. Because, hell, who wouldn’t, right?

So, what has this got to do with Eve? Our beloved game is no different. PVP’ers think everyone would love PVP, if they just tried it. I’ve tried it, and I find it mildly entertaining, in very small doses. Most Eve players, though (about 80% roughly), simply have no desire to ruin the day for someone else. They would rather do what amuses them without being a jerk to someone else. Many argue that it’s the thrill of the risk of the loss of their ship, but most of the ones I know get a thrill from inflicting that loss on someone else, in truth.

I have read many times that Eve PVE is boring, and none more so than ratting. But, our guys prefer to rat and chat above all else. Except for the industrialists and miners who prefer those activities. The enjoyment of Eve PVE is, for the reason of ignorance, decried as something no sane person would engage in, so those who do, must do it for the ISK.

Now, I am going to shoot this particular piece of ignorance so full of holes it will resemble one of The Mittani’s fireside chats, by the time I’m finished. Because, dear reader, the members of our corp may not be the sanest people in the world, but none are locked away in the funny farm (yet).

We rent two systems in deep null-sec, but the reason is not to make ISK. For starters, most of us are space-rich enough that we need never rat again, me included. For myself, it was the timely purchase of some alts a few months before skill injectors were introduced. Said alts were subsequently stripped of their SP, and a 15 billion ISK character reaped about 60 billion ISK a few weeks after skill injectors went live. Yoink! Thank you, CCP.

Others in our corp are industrialists, with BPO collections years in the making, while some are just compulsive ratters. A few are even well-off in real life.

Naturally, as we live in null-sec, some losses have occured. That is part of the game, and nobody minds. Really, Eve would be very boring without that ganker minority to keep the danger ever-present. What is most fascinating to me is the impact of those losses, from the viewpoint of those who killed them, as opposed to the viewpoint of those who lost them.

First off, let’s get some perspective. Very few of our members (with the exception of yours truly) PLEX their accounts. I personally guarantee one of our members would take a year off my life if I ever had to guide him through how to use a PLEX to pay for his account. So, what is, let’s say, a 3 billion ISK Golem loss going to cost one of our guys in real terms? Remember, ISK is meaningless. Well, 3 billion ISK equals 3.5 PLEX, which equals $52.50 AUD.

That’s the cost of a decent lunch, for those who use RL dollars. I would never pay $52.50 for a lunch, but most of our guys fly at a different RL altitude to their CEO. Hell, a couple of them are RL CEOs. For those who are wealthy in-game, 3 billion ISK is probably a couple of weeks worth of casual ratting, which they would do anyway, because they enjoy it.

Let’s counterpoint that view with the obvious perspective of those who kill the ships. They crow in local, link the kill-mail, try to troll a reaction, and, occasionally (usually due to the victim’s level of inebriation at the time) get an angry retort. However, I think these guys may not comprehend the difference in viewpoint. Whenever one of our guys loses a ship, the first question asked is whether they need a replacement. Most of our guys who lose ships on anything that resembles a regular basis already have a spare already fitted in the hangar. It never occurs to anyone, it would seem, that the claim of  ‘It’s already replaced’ might actually be true. Because they would never have a spare, nobody else would either, right?

Those who live on ISK are more circumspect, myself included. Though, to be honest, my caution is out of ingrained habit, not necessity. I actually enjoy denying others the PVP. For some reason, it really upsets them to see my kill-board totally bereft of ratting ship losses. What can I say? I’m paranoid.

There’s another angle to this, too. That is the campers. Due to the same skill injector system which burst my wallet at the seams, campers now run literal armies of alts. Naturally, rental areas are prime targets. However, their motivation misfires on us. They like to think we need to rat to pay rent, and that is a huge faux pas on their part. They also think we rent systems to make ISK, but, again, uh-uh. We rent our systems to rat and chat in. If we’re camped, we rat in groups, which we often do, anyway. Some just play something else, like WoT, or WoWS, or Fallout4, or Minecraft, or whatever. The group ratting pays the rent, anyway, because we put the tax to 100% when we do it. Thus, military stays at 5, ADMs remain high, and we sit in TS3 and act the goat regardless.

One recent incident highlighted the difference of viewpoint beautifully. A camper dropped and killed an Eos. He sperged in local, having a good gloat. Two of our Kiwi members got stuck into a verbal ding-dong with this guy, and doubtless gratified his need for tears. However, at the time our two sheep-oriented friends were raging at this guy, they were sitting on a beautiful timber yacht which one of them owns, in the Bay of Islands on the North Island of New Zealand, drinking beers while playing on laptops and watching pods of dolphins swim around them. They’d caught a nice snapper that was on the cook for dinner, which they gloated about (cheeky buggers). They showed us some video of the dolphins, just awesome, there were dozens of the damned things.

For the rest of us, it was amusing as all get out. The poor sod of a camper probably thought he’d ruined the day for these guys, but really, how the hell could he?

Yes, ours is an unusual situation, I agree. But, that’s just us; we’re different. Anyone who can’t appreciate that, or thinks I’m lying, is just ignorant. Which is a pity. The world needs less ignorant people, really.

P.S. I don’t like Snapper anyway, so there Mal, you lucky sod.


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